Monday, June 9, 2014

GoogleBrain

BREAKING NEWS Google has announced that it is ready to roll out its most important and advanced technology to date: GoogleBrain. Apparently, Google Maps was just the beginning in mapping software as Google perfected it's more ambitious innovation, which is the map of the human brain in greater detail than has ever before been imagined. A spokesman for the company says that their new breakthrough software not only "reads" thoughts, but can predict thoughts, control thoughts and can direct, or "guide" and manage thoughts into producing any desired result, action or behavior from a human subject. It makes hypnosis look like sleep-walking and will re-write everything known about the subconscious. It is unconfirmed, but it is rumored that the NSA and the CIA are invested heavily in the development of GoogleBrain.

(This is the only thing I remember from being on nitrous oxide after my visit to the dentist this morning for a cleaning. I'm lucky I remember this.)

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