Sunday, June 1, 2014

BREAKING NEWS!

US Secretary of Education, Arne Duncan, announced implementation of a new program for day care students, effective immediately: "BULLY'S HATE GUNS!" A program designed to give educational materials to teachers for dissemination to children ages 2 thru 5 on the safety, handling and use of firearms. Daily recitation of the 2nd Amendment will replace the traditional and outdated Pledge of Allegiance.

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