Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Noah's Ark

BREAKING NEWS Associated Press reports today that the Biblical Noah's Ark has been found inside Al Capone's vault, once believed by Geraldo Rivera in 1986 to contain great wealth. When the vault was finally opened, the only things found inside were dirt and several empty bottles. However, a team of evangelical Christian explorers claim they've found the remains of Noah's Ark further behind the walls of the vault connected to a suite at the Lexington Hotel. A series of secret tunnels including one hidden behind Capone's medicine cabinet connected taverns and brothels found in the Ark providing Noah with an elaborate escape route, reporters claim.

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